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What has been the funkiest thing you've seen in someone's bedroom? #dollhouseminiatures #diydollhouse #miniaturediorama #miniaturebedroom #singleguysoftiktok #redpilltiktok #oneinchscale #minisoftiktok  created by 𝕸𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖊'𝖘 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖘🥀 with DJ FUNexpected's Treat Beats
Bro im about to snap. Okay so I told y’all I’d save this next Guelph girl for another story. Dawg I fumbled the Goyard Bag, the Louis Bag, Dior Bag, Fendi Bag, Prada bag. I rizzed this girl up at the library and she was down to link same night G. Jeff Bezotees would’ve been prada me for delivering same day delivery meats. So keep in mind I got 🍆 cheese G, Black Diamond Brick Marble Cheddar Cheese on my nut$ bro, I’m lowkey nervous about the link, I was in Guelph all day with no clothes to shower dawg. I said f it I’ll just skip the h3ad no cap, I rubbed some Softsoap® with Aloe Hand Soap - 222 mL Dispenser on my shi and called it a day. Shordy pulls up in a 2016 white BMW bro, not a M though thank god. I hop in, she changed her clothes and everything from when I first seen her, that alone should’ve told me she was on deem time 😈. This girl is built like an Akropovic exhaust BMW M8 Competition Coupe, I creeped her Vsco after and felt empty in my soul smh. Would’ve sent off an Amber Alert for missing soul cause it would’ve left my body if she threw it back like the Vine compilations. Bro we spin the block, grab food, post up at the athletic centre, bro I’m talking for 45 mins smh. This was 4 months post talking stage circa April 2022. Im Rusty af like Mater from Cars movie. The park up was basically her saying Dante please bash in my Polish guts right this instant 😡 , make me $quirt like a watergun manufactured by Hasbro in Pawtucket, Rhode Island, USA, bro her windows was 5% tint, I was so beta smh. She was a lash tech and I was acting like I genuinely gave af whole time I’m trying to permanently damage her fake lashes with Neutrogena Facial Moisturizer to reduce aging smh. We leave the athletic centre, shordy shows me her house and then she takes me to her old high school parking lot where im sure other cars are turning into Mercedes-Maybach GLS 600 4MATIC SUV trucks the way they’re bouncing up and down smh. Story cont ⬇️. #fyp #foryou #redpillbluepill #redpillnation #stephiscold #alphamalestrategies #alphamale #fitxfearless #sigma #rollotomasi #rationalmale #abundancemindset #redpilltruth #redpilltiktok #masculinity #firstdate
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