#expiredmeat
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I was going to make it y’all, I really was. What had happened was, I realized I was a lazy thIEf and told my grandma that I wasn’t going to borrow her 86 Escort to deliver Instacart anymore. I decided that I would also move from my moms basement to the shed in the alley so you guys couldn’t say I was a bum in her basement anymore. But since I’m so broke, I had to work day and night to deliver the groceries by foot so I could lose some weight and provide for my 17 kids for Christmas. My crack addiction got the best of me last night though and I passed out before I could make the stew. Please don’t be mad. my karma already got me though guys, someone stole my ramen noodle bad box hair dye job wig 😂 #thiefstew #trashed #expiredmeat #imsorry #notmyfault #parody
