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Do I still buy bread? Despite being an extremely handsome baker 👨🏽
No... 😶 I make it. I know what you're thinking. "YOU SAID YOU WERE LAZY BUT WOULDN'T IT JUST BE EASIER TO BUY BRE--" Stop right there Bobby.
Let's weigh up the options, since you clearly have no faith in me 🤔:
Buying Bread:
- Getting dressed
- Walking to the car
- Driving 30 minutes to the shops
- Finding parking in this abomination of a city
- Throwing hands with an elderly lady who stole my car spot
- Going to woolworths
- Doing a whole grocery shop because let's be honest who the fuck just goes and buys a loaf of bread
- Now I've spent $200+
- Drive 30 minutes home
- Carrying all 10 bags in one trip to my apartment
- Unloading the bags into the fridge and cabinet
- Finding out I forgot to buy bread
Making Bread:
- Walk 5 steps to the kitchen
- Pour my Bread Premix with the wet ingredients
- Knead and let it rest 1 hour
- Play fifa
- Shape dough and let it rest for 30 minutes
- Take a poop
- Bake bread
- Sleep
- Bread is ready
I rest my case ⚖️
#Baker #bread #tastelessbaker #senorsbaguette #whitebread #homebread #homebaking #foodtok #baking #chef #foodpor #recipe #bakertok #easybaking #comedy
No... 😶 I make it. I know what you're thinking. "YOU SAID YOU WERE LAZY BUT WOULDN'T IT JUST BE EASIER TO BUY BRE--" Stop right there Bobby.
Let's weigh up the options, since you clearly have no faith in me 🤔:
Buying Bread:
- Getting dressed
- Walking to the car
- Driving 30 minutes to the shops
- Finding parking in this abomination of a city
- Throwing hands with an elderly lady who stole my car spot
- Going to woolworths
- Doing a whole grocery shop because let's be honest who the fuck just goes and buys a loaf of bread
- Now I've spent $200+
- Drive 30 minutes home
- Carrying all 10 bags in one trip to my apartment
- Unloading the bags into the fridge and cabinet
- Finding out I forgot to buy bread
Making Bread:
- Walk 5 steps to the kitchen
- Pour my Bread Premix with the wet ingredients
- Knead and let it rest 1 hour
- Play fifa
- Shape dough and let it rest for 30 minutes
- Take a poop
- Bake bread
- Sleep
- Bread is ready
I rest my case ⚖️
#Baker #bread #tastelessbaker #senorsbaguette #whitebread #homebread #homebaking #foodtok #baking #chef #foodpor #recipe #bakertok #easybaking #comedy
