Head to the “travel” story highlights on my ig page for the real tour & review. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ig thedarcymichael

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We can see your beautiful eyes.

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For reals tho, that outfit was a 6/5.

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“Isn’t that the point?” The delayed laugh 😂💀

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JER-UH-MEEEE don’t be so uptight 😂

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As always, the playsuit onesie is from @Evan Biddell and yes we’re working on a darcy design, stay tuned

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I've never seen his eyes open as wide as when you told him his outfit is 3/5

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When darc gets the joke and the laugh increases 😂😂

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The end cracked me up. My husband says that to me when I zing him too 😂😂😂

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Yea Darcy don’t let him talk to you like that 😂 we love the fit!💀

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Glory hole wall tripped me out so damn bad. That’s gonna be a no for my trypophobia 😳

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My three year daughter climbed up on my lap this morning and saw Darcy and said “he’s beautiful” 😍

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wait... "there's no, ya know" No sir I don't know. help a girl out!

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I love that after all these years, Jer still tells you off for being crude. Like he still doesn’t expect it 😅😅

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He said what he said. 😂😂😂

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isn't that the point? 😂😂😂

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Jeremy for the uptight win 🏆

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You can click “smoking allowed” in the amenities. I don’t go to any air bnb where they don’t lol.

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i mean darcys reasoning is sound 😂😂

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The genuine hurt on the outfit rating though. 🤣🤣 don’t break any windows!

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