Me paraphrasing quotes for my essays:

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I didn't sleep, I just closed my eyes for a long time

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Just makes it sound even MORE manipulative than I already thought it was

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I dont put ice in my drink so it's cold. I put ice in my drink so its not warm. duh omg.

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Same thing different font

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when i copy my friends work:

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Me claiming I didn’t plagiarized every paper I wrote in university:

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Y’all so wrong and. Y’all know it all these comments thinking it’s funny and it’s not if you was really thinking you would know what they mean go read

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im very religious and honestly this was hilarious

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Me when I lack words in an essay:

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“i’ll send you the answers but don’t copy word for word”

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"free will"

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@444.rosyln cambiando los deberes para que no salga igual:

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كنت احسبه بستاشيو طلع فستق

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I never understood why an all loving God would have a eternal torture chamber and give it so much power.

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