HEY FLORIDIANS! I’m headlining Side Splitters Wesley Chapel July 21-24. Tickets are on sale now. Can’t wait to see you there. 🤘🏻🤘🏻

4d ago

Please do TEXAS!!

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Not the Bath Salts 😂😂😂

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As a Floridian, I can 100% say this is accurate

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Worry? About Alligators? I think you mean befriend.

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Florida is the US’s Australia

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I’m on my back porch listening to the cicadas right now.

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I'm surprised you didn't bring up the love bugs

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Let’s not forget that you’ll need both SunPass and an EZ Pass.

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LOVEBUGS FORGOT THE LOVEBUGS

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I love how everytime he sweats even more

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Banana spiders (golden orb weavers) are big and scary but totally harmless. The only harmful spiders are widows and recluses.

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don’t forget the bears 😂

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Who doesn’t have cicadas tho?

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I have lived in south Florida my entire life and let me tell you.. I cry tears of joy when it gets below FREAKING 77 F

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the spiders are indeed *atrociously* big here 😃

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He forgot red tide.

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Awesome! Now Boston 😂

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Chicago since you got a pic of wrigley on your wall!

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As someone who lives in Florida, this is a little TO accurate.

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