The key to being a good liar is to make everyone think you’re a bad liar. Some of the wisest advice I was ever given.

2021-10-28

ok listen i have a hair apt on monday and i’m begging you to do a 360 and what you asked for because I am OBSESSED with your hair it is so beautiful!!

2021-10-29

Nope. I always told the truth but in a sarcastic tone. “Where are you going?” “ to get drunk and play beer pong with people twice my age obviously”

2021-10-28

Pls do a 360 of ur hair to show my stylist 🤚🏼

2021-10-28

Always was the “good child”……Telling my parents at 27, how I used to take the car by myself at 13 to Walgreens and Jewel for candy 🙃

2021-10-30

But if they “catch” you lying they will just assume youre lying all the time or catch on to how you lie eventually.

2021-10-28

not me as a 30 year old being like Hmmm *favorite*

2021-10-28

You guys dont know what its like to have arab parents

2021-10-28

A key to good lying is also using bits of truth within your lie. If someone checks, those pieces will line up and give you credibility

2021-10-28

I be like okay fine ✋🏼 you got me 😅

2021-10-28

I figured this out at the age of 6. Genius

2021-10-29

HOW DO YOU CURL YLUR HAIR

2021-10-28

A diff type of manipulation

2021-10-28

Off topic but your hair is iconic

2021-10-29

but i want everyone to know how great i am

2021-10-29

When I tell the truth they they it’s a lie I can’t win

2021-10-28

My parents think I’m dumber than I actually am. Lower expectations and it’s an easy road

2021-10-28

i always started laughing when actually lying and so now i can lie but they believe me just bc i’m straight-faced

2021-10-29

Your hairstylist knows what’s GOOD

2021-10-28

I DO THIS ALL THE TIME

2021-10-28