No one noticing the how I met your mother reference

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That feeling of waking up and not wanting to look at your phone for the drunk texts and social media posts you did

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The pineapple incident

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The pineapple is the only part I haven't experienced

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where is my reason to drink tonight. cmon now I'm tryna go for day 3

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“Hey, Ted it’s Robin” 🤨 “… are your sure?”

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woke up in a dumpster this morning and it was 12° outside, ima take a break for a while

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it deadass really be like that

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This is legit way too accurate

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Before it’s viral

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Never again will I do tequila shots

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The pineapple 🍍! Best himym episode

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At least you woke up dressed and in your own house 😳

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@eduardoxhavez last time we went out this was me 😂

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how i woke up today

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I partied so HARD in the Silvester and the night before that I decided I’m not drinking in January

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@momomomomo260 it's always the tequila I stg never any thing else

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describes my weekend

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@nathalyh164 ahhh

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@laurenhanratty1 me last night 🤣🤣

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