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devmachette

devmachette

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118.3KFollowers
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in a deeply committed parasocial relationship w myself

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Things That Spark Joy

10 posts

Fitness Things

17 posts

Mocktail makin’

9 posts

Soundtracks to my Life

4 posts

Your Late Twenties

15 posts

Music Recs

35 posts

Playlists

22 posts

my golf journey

9 posts

Videos

Okay dial drunks on repeat but this is my favorite on the new album BAR NONE. created by devmachette with 's Call Your Mom
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Okay dial drunks on repeat but this is my favorite on the new album BAR NONE.
Like there is not a brunette hair on this head idk what youre talking about
Please
Truly the vehicular version of “no worries if not” created by devmachette with devmachette's original sound
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Unfortunate
I could cry @Noah Kahan has been giving me some of my best moments for years so watching him have one of his has me 🫠🫠🫠
I hate leaving tees behind it feels like littering 💀
Im a cream puff baby
The policy feels kinda lax imo like how am i allowed
Thank u bb
The best post-breakup impulse purchase
Okay but i LOVE this one.

We did raspberries, aperol alternative, lemon lime seltzer and chocolate mole bitters. So, so good. Brb finding my beach.
Jesus take the wheel rn
I took this about two weeks ago but want to commit to sharing SO HERE WE ARE
This song has crippled me ed what did u put in here
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